Tuesday, September 25, 2007

100th Post Spectacular!

Yes. 100 posts. Roughly a 1:10 ratio of readers to posts, but an achievement all the same!
So what to do at 100 posts? Hold the very first contest of course! Merely by searching back through past posts (face it, you have nothing better to do), you can win a chance to see your cartoon image front and centre on the SomethingBradford screen!
'What's that' you say?! A FREE Matt-made picture? Of ME? Yes...it's true and all you have to do is correctly answer 5 of the 6 questions below to qualify. Oh - and you have to comment. No emails. No random mentions in the hall. Down and dirty commenting.

So here we go!

1- What is my official Pimp Name? (Hint: 2006)
2- Recite 3 lines from 'Ode to Dick Superman'
3- Name at least 1 game I wrote a review for: (Bonus points if you use the word 'visionary', 'best' or 'unbelievably entertaining' in reference to review.
4-When did Meatwad make her comic Debut?
5-Who won in the Great Jack Bauer Vs. Die Hard Guy battle?
6-Who officiated over my parents' wedding vow renewal?

Good luck and god speed. I'll give you a day or so.

*UPDATE: Its been brought to my attention that posting your answers in the comment section would be pretty stupid considering all one would have to do is wait for the first person to answer. Therefore, please email all answers instead to matto2000@hotmail.com.
Still...you can comment...if you want.


Anonymous said...

Congrats on the 100th post. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. I am proud to say I am one of the 10 readers!

Anonymous said...

congrats on the 100 posts matty!
hope all is well!
let's touch base soon stranger! :)

SJ Howard said...

Alright fine, I'll take the bait, but my picture better have a big package...

1) Pimp name: Mack Master Matt Shmoove

2) Ode to Dick Superman:
He'll spin the earth backwards just for fun,
And make it rain in Florida - when he's done!
He's Dick Superman!
(and for good measure) Dick Supermaaaaaaan!

3) My favourite (the best) visionary review I have ever read: Death Jr. 2. It was..hold on...be right back...yep, that was it, unbelievably entertaining.

4) Tuesday March 13, 2007 at 2:52 p.m. Meatwad is a chick? You couldn't have come up with anything girlier, like Meatweed or something?

5) Jack Bauer - as if you could let anyone else win.

6) Didn't Elvis officiate over your parents' vow renewal? The last two I didn't even look up!

And screw the e-mail - I'm advertising that I'm getting them all right and it's date and time stamped.